Dating Tips #4

Have an aquarium at your place. Keep three fish in it. When you show it to your date, tell her two of the fish have names but the third one has none. Then ask her if she'd like to name it. This makes her feel important and creates a connection between her and your place, plus you can talk about "her" fish anytime in the future.

For bonus points give the other two fish couples' names, like Odette and Derrick or Elizabeth and Darcy, you know, to put her in that romantic mindset.