To "Never You Mind":

I haven't listened to you since junior year of high school. I'm sorry. I still remember all your words- let's never go so long without seeing each other again.

Love-

Tyson

My apartment has two bathrooms. Recently, one toilet stopped working. Since then, five boys have been using the same one restroom. Cleaning checks are two weeks apart. There's still three days until the next cleaning check.

Our apartment has one reeeeeaaaaallllllyy gross potty.