I look forward to the day when my complexion doesn't directly reflect my stress level. I think the current rate of exchange is two zits per final.



Also, at what point are they going to stop making airplanes that have a no smoking light above every seat? Is there anyone out there who still needs to be reminded you aren't allowed to smoke on a plane?

How the economy could have been fixed:

Instead of borrowing 800 billion dollars from China, the government should have just printed the 800 it needed.

"You can't do that, dummy. There'll be way too much inflation."

Ok, so we pay China 1 billion dollars to keep our secret. We just tell everyone the money was a loan and go on our merry way. The dollar maintains its integrity while I lose mine, but at least I wouldn't be a billion dollars in debt to the commies.

I don't understand the placement of the Hulu commercials. You'd figure since they only have three per half hour program, they'd make the most of them. Instead, there's always one between the closing scene and the credits. I don't know, maybe there's a lot of people out there who like seeing the credits roll and are willing to wait through another commercial to get to them. Personally, if I were paying to advertise on that site, I'd be a little upset that like 99% of my viewers x'ed out the window because no one wants to end their favorite show with a commercial if they don't have to.