Stevenese

After two years, my laziness really started to show in terms of language acquisition. All the other American guys down there spoke Portuguese a heck of a lot better than I. I wasn't terrible to the point where no one could understand me, but I should have been fluent. I downloaded the Rosetta Stone version of Portuguese a time ago with intentions of brushing up on what little Portuguese I did pick up, but haven't gotten around to doing it yet. Who the heck speaks Portuguese, anyway? It's not like I'll be calling upon my second language anytime in the near future as long as I stay out of Portugal, Brazil, of Cape Verde. I do still remember all the swear words. Those ones are fun to say.