But what really happened...

But what really happened...

I don't keep a diary. At one point in my life I was working on a semi-weekly podcast which is probably the closest thing. I think a dinner/lunch date where only one or two of the following happen is a success- if you get hit with all of them thought you might want to reconsider dating that person and the dating business as a whole. Ones I didn't end up drawing were "looking at your reflection in a spoon" and "scratch."