Totaled

Distracted Driving

Fan Fic

What Comes Natural

Doing My Part

Productivity

Gratitude

Re-Record

The one I'm most guilty of is that last time. I say "umm" when leaving messages like it was my job. I only really notice it when I replay the message (which is actually usually option 2 and option 3 is the re-record, but whatever.That's why I always prefer to ask out girls via text.

The New Girl #3

The New Girl #2

The New Girl #1

I wouldn't describe my actual body shape as a misshaped cone. I'm for sure more in the scrawny category. And the above graph is a fact- I've been through that cycle like a dozen times through high school and college. It sucks, and further proves my theory that there is no justice in the universe.

Baby not Crazy

I really wanted to tie in a joke about sea cucumbers reproducing by budding and how Steven might run into that problem, and then Steven might say something like "why don't you buy a shirt that says 'I love sea cucumbers'" or whatever.

Check out how all the alliteration in that last frame. It's like similar sounds all up in your face.

Stevenese

After two years, my laziness really started to show in terms of language acquisition. All the other American guys down there spoke Portuguese a heck of a lot better than I. I wasn't terrible to the point where no one could understand me, but I should have been fluent. I downloaded the Rosetta Stone version of Portuguese a time ago with intentions of brushing up on what little Portuguese I did pick up, but haven't gotten around to doing it yet. Who the heck speaks Portuguese, anyway? It's not like I'll be calling upon my second language anytime in the near future as long as I stay out of Portugal, Brazil, of Cape Verde. I do still remember all the swear words. Those ones are fun to say.