New Year's Eve Party Pooper

New Year's Eve party. Whatever. Any party for that matter... whatever. I stop functioning socially in groups over three people. People who meet me such situations usually remember me as "the one who didn't say anything" or "that dude who sat on the couch looking as if he had just watched 'The Big Sleep' ". Have you ever seen that movie? Yeah... that'll bust your brain.

Anyway, if you want to hang out with me on New Year's Eve, come over to my place. I'll be playing the Dead Space 2 demo and eating pizza. It's going to be awesome.

3: Read Books

2: Do a Bunch of Pushups

1: Get Married

Take My T-shirt, Please

Merry Chirstmas

FF's

Helix

 

My twinner is such a freaking sell out. Posing in tween clothes with a bunch of product in his hair... man. You're embarrassing us. 

High Score

Wreck

Know those cars they make high school kids drive, the ones that are supposed to simulate what it's like to be driving drunk? Yesterday I was totally driving like that, only I wasn't drunk, nor was I driving a car with a purposely whacked steering wheel. Things I almost hit (in alphabetical order): ambulance (parked), bulldozer, buildings (about 3 different ones), car making a left turn in front of me, grandpa, and a tree.

I had one of these things hooked up to my car^^ but still, it's not the first time I've driven with a trailer.

The danger I represented on the road looked like this:

Where the stress level associated with above graph looks more like this:

Point 1: "woah. that was close. better put on my seatbeat."
         2: "sorry grandpa!"
         3: "what the heck is wrong with me?!"
         4: "dad, I'm in Cobleskill. I need you to drive me home before I commit vehicular manslaughter."

Friends don't let friends drive drunk. People don't let themselves drive crappily. Except in Utah.

School 4 Life

Bottom of the Third (Hour)

 

iPad whiteboard

Kiss and Tell

Seasons Greetings

Injustices Keep on Rolling

 

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World's Worst Cake

Good Gone Bad

Hypnopedia